*Shipping/ Processing Information*
Can you get me my lollipops by, like, tomorrow?

Probably not. We make our lollipops to order in small batches of 54 at a time, so it takes us up to one week to fill orders ... depending on the volume of orders coming in, and then USPS tends to take up to 7 business days to deliver (within the continental US).

*You will receive an email confirmation of your order, then another email confirmation once your order has shipped.

*The processing time of up to one week still applies to orders with faster shipping times. 

Are your absinthe lollys legal?

Yep. After a ridiculously long prohibition, absinthe has officially made a comeback. The US Government recently approved the sale of absinthe within certain guidelines, namely that there is less than 10ppm of thujone. Our Absinthe Lollipops contain an amount of thujone that is within the legal limits set by the US regulatory authorities and of the European Union.

Do you use real bacon in your candy?

Nope! We used to, but fear of pork recalls (eww) made us turn to other ideas to keep the flavor alive. We've teamed up with the guys at Bacon Salt (amazing bacon-flavored salt that's both Kosher & vegan) to do so. We think you'll like them more than before. For nutritional info on Bacon Salt, check their website! 

*Do Your Lollipops Contain Alcohol?*
Will the booze-flavored lollipops get me wasted? 

Our boozy lollipops will get you as wasted as will beer-battered chicken, bourbon-infused BBQ sauce, or lasagna alla vodka - which is to say, no, they do not contain alcohol. You might get a sugar rush if you eat too many, too fast.

Is there real breast milk in your lollipops?

Nope! They're vegan. Also, OMG what a production that would be!

What other flavors are you going to make?

Sign up for our mailing list and we'll keep you in the loop! 

Can you make a chicken flavored one?

Seriously, people have been asking us for years, and no. I just can't let myself make a chicken candy. 

Can I get mix ‘n’ match flavors? Like three of each kind?

Not at this time. We offer 4, 12 or 24 packs OR you can get MIXED PACKS to discover your new fave.

How do you open these things? Can you put a page on the website that tells people how to open your lollipops? (Asked by Grandma Shelly)

To open our lollies up, simply twist the wrapper in the opposite direction that it’s currently twisted, and then rip upwards.

Do you offer wholesale pricing for retailers?

If you’re a retailer and you’d like to carry our lollipops, get in touch and let us know. We’re currently being carried by a number of stores nationwide, and we’d love to add your store to the list.
(UPDATE: We're now located worldwide!)

Can I order from you even if I don’t have a PayPal account?

Yup! We're all set up to accept Visa, Mastercard, Google Payments & Bitcoin.

I have an idea for a flavor!

While that’s not technically a question, we get the general gist and are glad that you’re so enthusiastic. However, please understand that we’re a small company, and we don’t have the capacity to vacillate too far from our planned release schedule (such as it is). Feel free to suggest flavors, but don’t hold your breath. Hypoxia’s a bitch.

Can I be a model?

Sure! What flavor would you like to model for? Pop that pic & hashtag it on Instagram as per the flavor's page!

Why haven't you replied to my email yet?

I try to get to everything within 24 business hours, but we get a lot of lollipop inquiries. If you're having a lollipop-related emergency, try reaching out again. We want so much to make you happy.

I'm offended by something on your website!

I'm sorry! We're not trying to offend anyone - we're just having a good time and making candy. But look at the bright side: If you have the time to be offended by a candy company's website, then you probably have a lot of free time on your hands and you win at life!